Make America Macho Again
Welcome to Pressed Hams, the only podcast with more chaos than content. In this inaugural episode, Brandon, Josh, and Steve accidentally record what might be the most deranged intro in podcast history—complete with fake Macho Man impressions, farm animal sex noises, emotional sabotage, and a deep dive into the unwritten laws of Bro Code.
Expect:
Acapella Disney intros
Cheating at Guitar Hero (with violence)
“Make America Macho Again”
A fully improvised outro ballad
And way, way too much nipple talk
This is the origin story no one asked for. We’re not sorry. You haven’t even made it 10 minutes—so buckle in, press play, and let the ham begin. 🐷🔥
Bacon Bits Volume 1
Welcome to Bacon Bits—a no-context, full-chaos highlight reel packed with the juiciest, dumbest, and most glorious moments from past episodes of Pressed Hams. No segues. No apologies. Just raw audio shrapnel straight to your ears.
Expect:
Out-of-pocket impressions
Weaponized nostalgia
Barnyard moaning
Threats of Macho Man resurrection
And zero useful information
It’s like an audio mixtape made by idiots with microphones and too much bacon grease on their fingers. Perfect for new listeners. Even better for the lifers. Just press play and try to keep up. 🐷💥