The Hurricane Milton Gas Crisis
When disaster strikes, three hams do the only logical thing…record a podcast at a gas station. Trapped in hurricane traffic with a broken generator and no working toilets, Brandon, Steve, and Josh spiral into a storm of rage, roast battles, and gastrointestinal trauma.
Inside:
Generator warfare and gas line anarchy
Traffic rules according to Steve (and nobody else)
The Puke Couch returns
Brandon’s gas-station hallucinations
This is what happens when the lights go out and the microphones stay on. Buckle up for Hurricane Gaslight, a category five shitstorm of logic, loathing, and laughing through the madness.
Mud Buddies
Grab a beer and a bib, because things get messy fast. In Mud Buddies, the hams put their friendships to the test in a filthy, full‑volume spin on The Newlywed Game. Patrick joins the chaos as the guys pair off, swap secrets, and see who really knows their “mud buddy” best.
Expect:
Rooster calls and accidental sound checks
“Easter Creeper” confessions
Restaurant betrayals and Starbucks hypotheticals
A death match of friendship trivia and psychological warfare
Farmer Fugly hosting from the barnyard
It’s equal parts game show, therapy session, and fever dream.
Nobody wins. Everybody oinks.
Make America Macho Again
Welcome to Pressed Hams, the only podcast with more chaos than content. In this inaugural episode, Brandon, Josh, and Steve accidentally record what might be the most deranged intro in podcast history—complete with fake Macho Man impressions, farm animal sex noises, emotional sabotage, and a deep dive into the unwritten laws of Bro Code.
Expect:
Acapella Disney intros
Cheating at Guitar Hero (with violence)
“Make America Macho Again”
A fully improvised outro ballad
And way, way too much nipple talk
This is the origin story no one asked for. We’re not sorry. You haven’t even made it 10 minutes—so buckle in, press play, and let the ham begin. 🐷🔥
Bacon Bits Volume 1
Welcome to Bacon Bits—a no-context, full-chaos highlight reel packed with the juiciest, dumbest, and most glorious moments from past episodes of Pressed Hams. No segues. No apologies. Just raw audio shrapnel straight to your ears.
Expect:
Out-of-pocket impressions
Weaponized nostalgia
Barnyard moaning
Threats of Macho Man resurrection
And zero useful information
It’s like an audio mixtape made by idiots with microphones and too much bacon grease on their fingers. Perfect for new listeners. Even better for the lifers. Just press play and try to keep up. 🐷💥
Deep Cuts and Dead Ends
This is the mixtape you didn’t ask for but absolutely need. Pressed Hams: Deep Cuts and Dead Ends is a greasy, genre-jumping collection of every unhinged variation of our theme song; sung by guests, torched by celebrity impressions, and occasionally harmonized by people who should never sing.
From lounge-lizard Walken to death-metal Randy Savage, this anthology covers it all:
The original version that started the madness
Guest vocals gone rogue
Celebrity impressions that should be illegal
Acoustic ballads, Broadway numbers, and barnyard opera
Whether you’re a long-time fan or just wondering why a podcast has 12 theme songs, this collection is pure ear bacon.
Stingers
Every episode ends with one last punch and now we’ve gathered them all in one place. Stingers is a greatest-hits reel of the weirdest, sharpest, and most out-of-pocket one-liners ever dropped after the credits.
Each stinger features a guest, a moment of accidental brilliance, or a stray joke too funny to leave buried. It’s like the secret menu of Pressed Hams… quick, greasy, and unforgettable.
Expect:
Delayed laughs
Post-show chaos
Zero context
Maximum flavor
You came for the main course. These are the burnt ends stuck to the skillet. Enjoy every crispy second.