Welcome to Pressed Hams

An unfiltered dive into the minds of three barely-qualified men arguing about everything and agreeing on nothing. It’s like a Walmart fever dream, where comedy, chaos, and pork-based metaphors collide in glorious fashion. If you’ve ever debated aliens over beers or yelled “that’s not how time works!” at your friend, you’re already one of us.

New episodes drop hotter than a grease fire.

Ep 304

Nov 5, 2025

The Hurricane Milton Gas Crisis

When disaster strikes, three hams do the only logical thing…record a podcast at a gas station. Trapped in hurricane traffic with a broken generator and no working toilets, Brandon, Steve, and Josh spiral into a storm of rage, roast battles, and gastrointestinal trauma.

Inside:

Generator warfare and gas line anarchy
Traffic rules according to Steve (and nobody else)
The Puke Couch returns
Brandon’s gas-station hallucinations

This is what happens when the lights go out and the microphones stay on. Buckle up for Hurricane Gaslight, a category five shitstorm of logic, loathing, and laughing through the madness.

Ep 303

Oct 29, 2025

Mud Buddies

Grab a beer and a bib, because things get messy fast. In Mud Buddies, the hams put their friendships to the test in a filthy, full‑volume spin on The Newlywed Game. Patrick joins the chaos as the guys pair off, swap secrets, and see who really knows their “mud buddy” best.

Expect:

Rooster calls and accidental sound checks
“Easter Creeper” confessions
Restaurant betrayals and Starbucks hypotheticals
A death match of friendship trivia and psychological warfare
Farmer Fugly hosting from the barnyard

It’s equal parts game show, therapy session, and fever dream.

Nobody wins. Everybody oinks.

Ep 302

Oct 26, 2025

Make America Macho Again

Welcome to Pressed Hams, the only podcast with more chaos than content. In this inaugural episode, Brandon, Josh, and Steve accidentally record what might be the most deranged intro in podcast history… complete with fake Macho Man impressions, farm animal sex noises, emotional sabotage, and a deep dive into the unwritten laws of Bro Code.

Expect: